James Thomson:

Tim Cruise.

#AppleEvent

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This one is another Test.

I’m putting AirTags on my kids!

❤️🥷 IGN:

Though he suggested he was hesitant to reprise his role as Batman in The Flash due to COVID-19 concerns, Michael Keaton’s talent agency confirmed he’s officially joining the production. t.co/alYpCtCdC…

A spirited little human

Having some strong wind gusts 💨, to the point I don’t even want to come out of the trailer. It’s kinda scary.

Advantages of a new haircut:

• I feel more aerodynamic
• much lighter
• I look fucking awesome

Disadvantages of a new haircut:

• morning cold air freezes my brain 😅

🍿 Legally Blonde (2001)

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word And never mind that noise you heard It’s just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head

— Enter Sandman 🎼

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I don’t think I have ever seen Luna so still, like ever! 💇‍♀️

❤️ Dad Jokes:

I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything.

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I have been obsessed with this YouTube channel. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop watching these videos.

🍿 Watching Godzilla vs. Kong again because Godzilla.

🍺 Hop Lion By by Double Mountain Brewery & Cidery

Style: IPA - American

ABV: 6.7

Rating: A+

This beer tastes like the Oregon Coast to me. Which I miss dearly.

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’

— One Week

❤️🎵 The Battle at Garden’s Gate by Greta Van Fleet

Been waiting on this one !!! 🖤🖤

❤️🎵 Let The Bad Times Roll by The Offspring

This morning, on my way to work, I had to stop to let a duck cross. Later, a cat and then a peacock. I’m sure there must be a message there that I am missing.

🎙 📚 I finished listening to The Devil’s Hand by Jack Carr, narrated by Ray Porter

Nintendo Switch:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #ShreddersRevenge is coming to #NintendoSwitch later this year! (@TributeGames @Dotemu)#IndieWorld pic.twitter.com/LHiMmRTkDv

Cannot wait!!!! 😍

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Porque yo no quiero trabajar no quiero ir a estudiar, no me quiero casar. Quiero tocar la guitarra todo el día y que la gente se enamore de mi voz

– La Guitarra

That ship sailed a long time ago buddy 😂

Smashing Garlics , sounds like a band’s name

I’m old, she’s just fooling around 🙈😅

I put on my fancy shorts and fancy Adidas for these. 😉 🍺