A casual conversation on a nerdy iMessage chat.
Me: New rollerblades (•.•)/
“The custom anodized aluminum process, really makes them glisten in the sun as you stream down the road. We’ve worked tirelessly to develop a custom shock absorbing technology that makes it feel like you’re skating on air. In fact we are so courageous that we’ve completely removed the wheels. The new blades will start at $700 and you can purchase wheels for $300 each, if you still want them.”
*streak not stream
Me: 💀 😂