by Gaby

A married life short story

I have been looking for my phone case all morning with no look of finding it. I rarely use a case but when working out outdoors I tend to use one.

Hour or two later…

Me: ha! Here it is, what a pendejo I am. (kinda like dumbass in this context)

Annie: (all the way from the bathroom) aquí no desmentimos a nadie (here we do not deny anyone)

It’s our snarky way of “if you say son I won’t deny you” kind of thing when the calls him/herself dumbasses or anything of the sorts 😅